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Grumpy old King Chisel has a problem.

He needs an heir to his kingdom – fast! So he challenges the best kids from across the country to compete in the Crown Duels, with the ultimate winner becoming king or queen. Step forward:

GLORIA SQUAT-FURTHER: champion athlete

HUXLEY BEELINE: mathematical genius

JONNY MOULD: artistic ace

GOSSAMER FOUNTAIN: empathy expert

HARRY SPONGE: ordinary boy. Not to be underestimated…

The ridiculous prime minister, Farting Bernie, is in charge and the contest swiftly descend into chaos. Who will rise to the top and survive wild sabotaging, saggy royal pants, the most disgusting meal ever invented, and a pair of frisky goats?